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• Cletus: Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to your job interview.
  Brandine: And scuff up the topless dancin' runway?...
• Marge: Miss? Miss? Do you have a Chanel suit or any other high quality clothes?
  Saleswoman: No, ma'am, but we do have a shipment of slightly burned Sears activewear coming in this afternoon....
• Marge: Bart, comb your hair. Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeved shirt with a tie.
  Homer: But Sipowicz does it. Marge: If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?...
• Bart: You know why these clothes are on sale, Mom?
  Because the people who wear them get beaten up....
• on top of a telephone pole] Cletus: Hey you know what?
  I could call my ma while I'm up here. [yelling] Hey, maw!...
• Cletus: [waving] Hey slow down! I wants to talk to you!
  [Homer stops the car] Cletus: Give us three hundred pretzels....
• Lisa: It's okay. Those snobs would have never made us members, anyway.
  [at the ball, a huge gala had been set up for OFF] Evely...
• lide of Dr. Hibbert] Mrs. Hibbert: Julius! [slide or Chief Wiggum] Mrs.
  Wiggum: Clancy! [slide of Skinner] Chalme...
• Marge: I need a formal dress for tonight! Patty: You've come to the right place.
  Selma: We've got classy duds up the yin-yang....