Ned: Jeepers H. Crackers. I'd better call the Reverend.
[pushes "Rev. Lovejoy" button on phone]
[the Rev is playing with a train set]
Mrs. L: Heh heh, Ned Flanders is on the phone.
Lovejoy: [groans] Mmm...hello, Ned.
Ned: [breathless] Reverend...emergency! I -- it's the Simpson kids
-- eedily -- I, uh, baptism -- oodily -- uh -- doodily doodily!
Lovejoy: Ned...have you thought about one of the other major religions?
They're all pretty much the same. [hangs up]
[his train crashes]
Oh. Damn Flanders!
Ned: Looks like I'm going to have to baptise you myself.
[breaks open the Emergency Baptism kit]
[presses an air horn which plays a bit of the "Hallelujah"
chorus from Handel's "Messiah"]
-- A poor substitute for Gabriel's trumpet,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily- Dum-Doodily"
