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• Skinner: Several days ago, a violent riot erupted incited by an inflammatory T-shirt slogan.
  No, no, now don't try to remember what that slogan was!...
• Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
  Parents: Nay! [burning Willy tries to escape, but the doorknob falls off] Skinne...
• Edna: Seymour, the teachers are fed up. You have to start putting money back into the school.
  You've cut back on everything: salaries, supplies, the food -- [takes a bite] -- I don't care what you say, I can taste the newspaper....
• Skinner: This overcrowding in detention is becoming critical.
  It's a powderkeg waiting to go off in an explosion of unacceptable behavior....
• Bart: Look, my stomach really hurts. Doris: All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids.
  Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness....
• Skinner walks in, sees Homer] Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
  Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders fired, he _insisted_ on helping....
• Bart: It's hard to see what's going on; I can only make out the fat soldiers.
  Skinner: All right, children, switch. [one of the soldiers spots the children] Man 4...
• Doris: At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy? Nelso
  [too slowly] Watch out -- Director: Next! [Nelson walks off, sees his face in a mirror] Nelso...
• Martin: I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma.
  [spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it] Aha!...