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• You are not my son! -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
• Ah, the last peanut -- overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.
  -- Homer with an almost empty jar of peanuts, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood...
• Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals.
  Except the weasel. -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
• Homer: According to this map, there's a Krusty Burger on an offshore oil rig.
  Flanders: That's what you're smelling, Homer! Oh, if it weren't for this blasted fog, we'd be saved....
• Dad, I know I've been a little hard on you the last couple of days.
  If I had the strength to lift my arms, I'd give you a hug....
• Well if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons!
  -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
• Flanders! My socks feel dirty! Gimme some water to wash 'em!
  -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
• Ah, finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites.
  .. [Looks at books, picks up peanut jar] Honey-roasted peanuts....
• Ned: Okey dokey, every dad find a partner. Two dads to a raft.
  [All dads except Homer shake hands and smile at one another] Home...