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• Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
  I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....
• Carl: Oh no! He's going over the falls! Lenny: Oh good.
  He snagged that tree branch. Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!...
• Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!
  -- Homer Simpson Mr. Plow...
• Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you. Smithe
  [on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well, I have a lot of....
• Homer: If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr.
  Burns' office right now and... Smithe...
• Burns: Who is that bookworm, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? How very strange....
• Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
  Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson....