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• Lenny: Aw, if they hire a woman we won't be able to spit on the floor.
  Carl: And we can't take off our pants when it gets real hot....
• Lenny: So long, dental plan! Homer: [thinks...] Lenny's voice
  Dental plan! Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces. Lenny's voice...
• Homer: [reads writing on his palm] "Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction, I think we should avoid each other from now on.
  Lenny: [reads writing on his own palm] "Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger....
• Homer: I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff!
  And I want in. Carl: We don't, uh, know what you're talking about, Homer....
• Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders .
  .. my friend! Lenny: What'd he say? Carl: I dunno....
• Lenny: We call each other by number, not by name. Carl is Number Fourteen, I'm Number Twelve.
  Burnsie's Number 29. Homer: [incredulous] _You_ outrank Mr....
• Lenny: Hey, Homer, isn't this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy McClure?
  Homer: Pft... Troy McClure. He's a washed-up movie star, he could be dating washed-up supermodels....
• Homer: Stonecutters, eh? How do I join? Lenny: There are only two ways to gain membership
  be the son of a Stonecutter -- Homer: Next?...
• Homer: [gasps] Duck! I can't let the boys see me with you!
  Ned: What? Homer: [grunts, pushes Ned down] Hi! Lenny...