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• Lisa: High-toned voice...Bart, that's it! I know where Sideshow Bob is hiding!
  [they start running] When Bob broadcast that message, his voice was higher then normal....
• Hapablap: Ahem, ladies and gentlemen! What a day for an air show.
  Not a cloud in the sky! [Bob leaves the hangar pushing a wheelbarrow holding a ten megaton nuclear weapon] Bob...
• Bob: There. That's the last condom wrapper. [a jet flies by, blowing all the neatly piled trash away] Oh, I renew my objection to this pointless endeavor!
  Informally now and by affidavit later. Time permitting....
• Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
  Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating mutant!...
• Guard: They're gone! Hapablap: Hell...not the Wright Brothers plane!
  The Smithsonian's gonna have my ass on a platter....
• Hapablap: What in the world according to Garp -- ? Those are my dress towels.
  [tries the locked door] Who's in my private washroom?...
• Marge: Do they have to play that rock music? Every note is pounding into my skull!
  [the central part of the speaker shoots through her hair] Hapablap...
• Guard: Authorization code? Bob: [sounding like Colonel Hapablap] Code?
  Son, this is Colonel Hapablap. That fool McGuckett sprayed runway foam all over Chuck Yeager's Acura....
• Quimby: Our city will _not_ negotiate with terrorists!
  Is there a city nearby that will? Hapablap...