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Bob: Oh. I Know That Voice. TV's Bottomless Chum Bucket Has Claimed Vanessa Redgrave!
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Bob: Oh. I know that voice. TV's bottomless chum bucket has claimed
Vanessa Redgrave!
-- A bad Fox special in TV land,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Related:
Bob: By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it.
So don't bother pointing that out....
Lisa: High-toned voice...Bart, that's it! I know where Sideshow Bob is hiding!
[they start running] When Bob broadcast that message, his voice was higher then normal....
Bob: Ahh, Westminster Abbey. Edward the Confessor himself could not have done better.
Now to set the clocks to Greenwich Mean Time....
Bob: [high-pitched] All Springfield trembles before the might of Sideshow Bob!
Blasted helium! Shoo...shoo...shoo. [normal voice] Ha ha, that's better!...
Bart: [gasps] Sideshow Bob! [everyone gasps and screams] Bob
[on TV] Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and shiny things....
Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating mutant!...
Krusty: What is the freaking holdup? Bob: Die, Krusty, Die!
-- Slow-motion kamikaze, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
Wiggum: Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who, uh, eats people and takes their faces?
Prisoner #4: I'm right here, chief! Wiggum: Oh....
Hapablap: You know what really frosts my Kelvinator?
That friutcup's probably still laughing at us from his damn hidey-hole....