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• Let's go. I wouldn't want to join any club that would have _this_ me as a member.
  -- Marge waxes philosophical, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Marge: 90% of the time, if the gas isn't pumping, this is your problem.
  [turns a switch at back which resets the pump] Evely...
• You kids should thank your mother. Now that she's a better person, we can see how awful we really are.
  -- Homer at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• I knew my kind wasn't welcome here.
  -- Krusty at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Gatekeeper: Name, please. Homer: Simpson family.
  Marge: We're not poor. [looks around nervously] Well, we're not....
• Mom, look, I found something more fun than complaining!
  -- Lisa rides the pony at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Homer: [whistles at Marge] You look great. Marge: Really?
  You like it? Oh, I'd love to wear this someplace special....
• Evelyn: Karin, Gillian, Elyzabeth, Patricia, Rauberta, Susan, meet Marge.
  [the ladies greet Marge] Marge: Pleased to meet you....
• Marge: Bart, comb your hair. Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeved shirt with a tie.
  Homer: But Sipowicz does it. Marge: If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?...