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Mom, Look, I Found Something More Fun Than Complaining!
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Mom, look, I found something more fun than complaining!
-- Lisa rides the pony at the country club,
"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
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I knew my kind wasn't welcome here.
-- Krusty at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Let's go. I wouldn't want to join any club that would have _this_ me as a member.
-- Marge waxes philosophical, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Gatekeeper: Name, please. Homer: Simpson family.
Marge: We're not poor. [looks around nervously] Well, we're not....
Rauberta: Love your outfit, Marge. The vest says "Let's have lunch", but the culottes say "You're paying".
-- At the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
You kids should thank your mother. Now that she's a better person, we can see how awful we really are.
-- Homer at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Lisa: Come on, Mom, you never treat yourself to anything.
Marge: Oh sure I do. I treated myself to Sanka not three days ago....
Everybody, keep smiling, and I know we're going to fit right in.
-- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Lisa: Just buy [the suit]. You don't have to rationalize everything.
Marge: All right, I will buy it. It'll be good for the economy....
Don't worry, Marge. [Susan's] idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.
-- Evelyn, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...