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• Bart: That place is weird. A man in the bathroom kept handing me towels, until I paid him to stop.
  Homer: [holding a stack of towels] Should have held out longer, boy....
• Marge: 90% of the time, if the gas isn't pumping, this is your problem.
  [turns a switch at back which resets the pump] Evely...
• Marge, did you know that Kennedy and Lincoln had the same handicap?
  -- Homer reads a book about golf, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Evelyn: Well, I can't pump [the gas] myself. I'm calling AAA.
  Marge: [stops her] I used to be a little overwhelmed too, but it's not that hard....
• Today, while the rest of you were being different, I did a very good job of fitting in.
  -- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: I need a formal dress for tonight! Patty: You've come to the right place.
  Selma: We've got classy duds up the yin-yang....
• Homer: [whistles at Marge] You look great. Marge: Really?
  You like it? Oh, I'd love to wear this someplace special....
• Lisa: The rich are different from you and me Marge
  Yes, they're better. -- Socially better, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...