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Marge: I Need A Formal Dress For Tonight! Patty: You've Come To The Right Place.
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Marge: I need a formal dress for tonight!
Patty: You've come to the right place.
Selma: We've got classy duds up the yin-yang.
-- No dress too horrible,
"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
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Everybody, keep smiling, and I know we're going to fit right in.
-- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Boy: [mopping] Hey, did you guys just come from the prom?
Bart: Sort of. Marge: But, you know, we realized we're more comfortable in a place like this....
Marge: [holding up a headband] Mmm, honey, I don't think these clothes are us.
Lisa: Who are they? Cletus: Hey, Brandine. [holds up a short shirt reading "Classy Lassy"] You can wear this shirt to work....
Lisa: Just buy [the suit]. You don't have to rationalize everything.
Marge: All right, I will buy it. It'll be good for the economy....
Today, while the rest of you were being different, I did a very good job of fitting in.
-- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
Marge: I get food in the mail, but in a different way.
Every month, Good Housekeeping arrives in my mailbox bursting with recipes....
Homer: [whistles at Marge] You look great. Marge: Really?
You like it? Oh, I'd love to wear this someplace special....
Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
It wouldn't be right to buy something just for me. If it were a suit we all could wear, maybe.
.. -- Marge tries on a Chanel suit, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...