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• Today, while the rest of you were being different, I did a very good job of fitting in.
  -- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Lisa: Just buy [the suit]. You don't have to rationalize everything.
  Marge: All right, I will buy it. It'll be good for the economy....
• You kids should thank your mother. Now that she's a better person, we can see how awful we really are.
  -- Homer at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Let's go. I wouldn't want to join any club that would have _this_ me as a member.
  -- Marge waxes philosophical, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Marge, did you know that Kennedy and Lincoln had the same handicap?
  -- Homer reads a book about golf, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Everybody, keep smiling, and I know we're going to fit right in.
  -- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Marge: Homer, please. I have to alter this suit so it looks different for tomorrow.
  Homer: [yawns] Just slap some bumper stickers on it and come to bed, will you, Marge?...
• Homer: [whistles at Marge] You look great. Marge: Really?
  You like it? Oh, I'd love to wear this someplace special....
• Lisa: Come on, Mom, you never treat yourself to anything.
  Marge: Oh sure I do. I treated myself to Sanka not three days ago....