Executor: May I offer my condolences on the untimely passing of your
Great Aunt Hortense. As her only living heirs, you stand to
inherit her entire estate.
Homer: [crying] Poor Aunt Hortense! [crying]
[weakly] Woo-hoo.
[crying] [weakly] Woo-hoo.
Executor: The only stipulation is that you spend one night in a haunted
house.
Marge: Isn't that somewhat unusual?
Executor: No, it's a standard clause.
-- Section 2, Paragraph 3, Clause 5, "Bart the Fink"
