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• Wiggum: Oh my God! Jebediah's body has been replaced with a skeleton!
  Hurlbut: No, that's the skeletion _of_ Jebediah....
• Oh, he wants that corn so much!
  -- Homer watches Bumblebee man, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about Jebediah Springfield.
  Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute....
• Know ye who read this there is more to my life than history records.
  Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame, I merely shot it....
• Indians? I don't see any Indians! -- Custer -- Famous Last Word
• Indian #1: Thank you. I just wish Ben and Hoss and Little Joe and Hop Sing and Sheriff Roy and all your favorites could be alive today to see this wonderful turnout.
  Indian #2: You know, on the series, we were always trying to kill the Cartwrights....
• This sucks. Come on, snipers, where are you!
  -- Bart watches a feeble football halftime show, "Lisa the Greek...
• Lisa: You know Dad, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm.
  Marge: [comes in, holding a bowl] You know Homer, assisting Mr....
• Bart: Let's go to the Sharper Image. They've got a TV shaped like a '50s diner.
  Lisa: No, let's go to the Nature Company. They've got a TV assembled by Hopi Indians....