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• That shot is impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!
  -- Homer Simpson Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Homer: [whistles at Marge] You look great. Marge: Really?
  You like it? Oh, I'd love to wear this someplace special....
• Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club.
  The sand wedge! Homer: Mmm... open-faced club sandwich....
• Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club!
  A sand wedge! Homer: Mmm ... open-faced club sandwich....
• What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway.
  -- Homer, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Marge, did you know that Kennedy and Lincoln had the same handicap?
  -- Homer reads a book about golf, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Oh, this game could mean big things for me, Marge. If I beat Mr.
  Burns, I mean really wallop him bad, I'm sure to get that big raise I've been gunning for!...
• Marge: Homer, please. I have to alter this suit so it looks different for tomorrow.
  Homer: [yawns] Just slap some bumper stickers on it and come to bed, will you, Marge?...
• Bart: That place is weird. A man in the bathroom kept handing me towels, until I paid him to stop.
  Homer: [holding a stack of towels] Should have held out longer, boy....