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• Wiggum: Well, that settles it. There is no silver tongue.
  .. is there, bonesy? [takes Jebediah's skull and uses it as a dummy] [as skull] Oh, I wish chief....
• Know ye who read this there is more to my life than history records.
  Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame, I merely shot it....
• Hurlbut: Sorry if I startled you, but I do love to talk Jebediah, even when I'm drinking my chicory.
  Lisa: Hi, I'm Lisa Simpson. I'm researching a report on Jebediah....
• Hurlbut: Heere's jonnycakes. Is everything okay? You look a bit flushed.
  Lisa: It's just the excitement from studying Jebediah....
• Hurlbut: I think, Lisa, that you've been taken in by an obvious forgery.
  Unfortunately, historical research is plagued by this sort of hoax -- the so-called confession....
• This case holds our most treasured exhibit: objects owned and used by Jebediah [Springfield].
  This is his fife, upon which he sounded the sweet note of freedom....
• Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about Jebediah Springfield.
  Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute....
• I hope they show the time where they traded guns to the Indians for corn, and then the Indians shot them and took the corn.
  -- Bart watches "Young Jebediah Springfield", "Lisa the Iconocla...
• Lisa: Jebediah Springfield was really a vicious pirate named Hans Sprungfeld.
  His tongue was bitten off by a Turk in a grog house fight....