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• Jebediah: [on film] A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
  Edna: Embiggens? I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield Ms....
• Wiggum: Well, that settles it. There is no silver tongue.
  .. is there, bonesy? [takes Jebediah's skull and uses it as a dummy] [as skull] Oh, I wish chief....
• Know ye who read this there is more to my life than history records.
  Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame, I merely shot it....
• Hurlbut: I think, Lisa, that you've been taken in by an obvious forgery.
  Unfortunately, historical research is plagued by this sort of hoax -- the so-called confession....
• Stupid? I don't know the meaning of the word.
• I hope they show the time where they traded guns to the Indians for corn, and then the Indians shot them and took the corn.
  -- Bart watches "Young Jebediah Springfield", "Lisa the Iconocla...
• There is no 'I' in the word 'team'.
• And I swear, every word is true!
• Hurlbut: Sorry if I startled you, but I do love to talk Jebediah, even when I'm drinking my chicory.
  Lisa: Hi, I'm Lisa Simpson. I'm researching a report on Jebediah....