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• Hurlbut: Heere's jonnycakes. Is everything okay? You look a bit flushed.
  Lisa: It's just the excitement from studying Jebediah....
• Hurlbut: I think, Lisa, that you've been taken in by an obvious forgery.
  Unfortunately, historical research is plagued by this sort of hoax -- the so-called confession....
• Wiggum: Oh my God! Jebediah's body has been replaced with a skeleton!
  Hurlbut: No, that's the skeletion _of_ Jebediah....
• Wiggum: Well, that settles it. There is no silver tongue.
  .. is there, bonesy? [takes Jebediah's skull and uses it as a dummy] [as skull] Oh, I wish chief....
• Lisa: Hi, Apu. Can I put these posters up in your window?
  Apu: Well, of course you can, you little pixy. You are just as sweet as the stix which bear your name....
• Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about Jebediah Springfield.
  Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute....
• I want to help you, George Washington"? Pfft, even your dreams are square.
  -- Bart to Lisa, "Lisa the Iconocla...
• I hope they show the time where they traded guns to the Indians for corn, and then the Indians shot them and took the corn.
  -- Bart watches "Young Jebediah Springfield", "Lisa the Iconocla...
• Jebediah: [on film] A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
  Edna: Embiggens? I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield Ms....