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• Marge: Homie, it's 4:30 in the morning. Little Rascals isn't until 6.
  Homer: I know, I'm taping it. I want to get to Burns' house bright and early to make his breakfast....
• Oh, they're singing again. Lousy neighbors, wish I was deaf.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• De-fault! The two sweetest words in the English language.
  -- Homer Simpson Deep Space Home...
• Homer: Here are your messages: "You have 30 minutes to move your ca
  "You have 10 minutes", "Your car has been impounded", "Your car has been crushed into a cube", "You have 30 minutes to move your cube"....
• I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer the Smithe...
• Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to take a vacation.
  Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer Simpson....
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• Smithers: [over P.A.] Attention Homer Simpson. Attention Homer Simpson.
  Homer: [still dozing at his post] Smithers: Wake up, Homer....
• Burns: The watchdog of public safety...is there any lower form of life?
  Smithers: Don't worry sir, I rounded up our less gifted employees and led them into the basement....