Burns: [from His Office] Simpson? Simpson? [walks Into Smithers' Office] Did You Get That Report On The Accounting Department?

Homer: If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr.
Burns' office right now and... Smithe...
Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Home...
Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer Simpson....
Burns: Who is that bookworm, Smithers? Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? How very strange....
Man 1: Excuse me, we wanted to see the geek who valued the happiness of his children more than money.
Homer: [unenthused] Right here. Man 2: Aw, you said his head was the size of a baseball....
Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
. Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know Homer Simpson, he pitched in around the office while you were away....
Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson....
Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
[severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello....
Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers? Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name....