Burns: [from his office] Simpson? Simpson?
[walks into Smithers' office]
Did you get that report on the accounting department?
Homer: Yes sir, I did.
[reads] "The accounting department is located on the 3rd floor.
Its hours are 9am to 5pm. The head of this department is a Mr.
Johnson or Johnstone."
-- `My report', by Homer Simpson, "Homer the Smithers"