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Troy: Sure, You'll Be A Sham Wife, But You'll Be The Envy Of Every Other Sham Wife In Town!
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Troy: Sure, you'll be a sham wife, but you'll be the envy of every
other sham wife in town!
-- Wow, what a bargain!, "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
Selma: [menacing] Is this a sham marriage? Troy: Sure baby, is that a problemo?
-- Fair enough, "A Fish Called Selma...
Selma: But... don't you love me? Troy: Sure I do! Like I love Fresca.
Isn't that enough? The only difference between our marriage and any one else's i...
Rev.: I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss.
.. each other. [as Troy turns himself to smile to the cameras, Selma ends up kissing him on the cheek] Selma...
Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting last night at the bar....
Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
Homer: That reminds me, Troy said something interesting last night at the bar....
Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired] Yeah, me too....
Selma: Having a child? That's a big step. Troy: You bet it is, think what it'll mean!
Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance...
Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made some movies about WW II.
Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy...
Selma: Er... come here, tiger! Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next] Selma
Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes! [comes and drinks both his and Selma's glasses] [goes back to the door] [growls] Selma...