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• Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
  John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses....
• ET Man: '70s leading man Troy McClure has finally met the woman of his dreams.
  We may rememb... woman? Huh, okay! We may remember Troy from such films as "The Verdict Was Mail Fraud", and "Leper in the Backfield"....
• Selma: Er... come here, tiger! Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next] Selma
  Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes! [comes and drinks both his and Selma's glasses] [goes back to the door] [growls] Selma...
• Troy: [laughing] That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a funnier anecdote.
  [laughing] All right, now you tell one. Selma: Well, not much happens to me....
• Selma: [menacing] Is this a sham marriage? Troy: Sure baby, is that a problemo?
  -- Fair enough, "A Fish Called Selma...
• Selma: Having a child? That's a big step. Troy: You bet it is, think what it'll mean!
  Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance...
• Troy: One day, my lady Selma's gonna have a star right next to mine, so watch out.
  .. Laszlo Panaflex. -- That's some tough competition, "A Fish Called Selma...
• phone rings] Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of.
  .. Planet of the Apes? Troy: Uh... the movie or the planet?...
• Wiggum: All right, Captain Rush-Rush, out of the car!
  [Troy slams the DeLorean's door in his face] Ow, I'm seeing stars here!...