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• Parker: Okay, then get this: I think they want you to play McBain's sidekick in.
  .. brace yourself, the new McBain movie! Troy: McBain's sidekick?...
• Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
  Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress Disorder from scratching my butt all day....
• Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
  .. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
• Selma: Hmm... It is probably my last chance to be a mommy.
  Waiter: Cigarette, Mrs. McClure? Troy: You bet! From now on, she's smoking for two!...
• Parker: Troy, my man, it's MacArthur Parker. Troy
  MacArthur Parker the agent? MacArthur Parker _my_ agent?...
• Selma: You _married_ me just to help you carreer? Troy
  You make it sound so sordid, look: don't we have a good time together?...
• phone rings] Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of.
  .. Planet of the Apes? Troy: Uh... the movie or the planet?...
• Troy: That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!
  -- That's flattering, "A Fish Called Selma...
• ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star in the big new McBain pic, Mc Bain IV
  Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker: Oh, you're watching?...