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  Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance...
• ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star in the big new McBain pic, Mc Bain IV
  Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker: Oh, you're watching?...
• Jay: Welcome to "Coming Attractions". I'm your host, Jay Sherman, thank you.
  Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in "Death Wish 9"....
• phone rings] Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of.
  .. Planet of the Apes? Troy: Uh... the movie or the planet?...
• Skowie: [pumped full of lead by a passing motorcyclist, lying in a pool of his own blood] Damn, damn damn.
  McBain? McBain: Yes? Skowie: I'm not going to make it....
• Bart: Hey, McBain, I'm a big fan, but your last movie really sucked.
  McBain: I know. There were script problems from day one....
• Parker: Troy, my man, it's MacArthur Parker. Troy
  MacArthur Parker the agent? MacArthur Parker _my_ agent?...
• Selma: It's so modern... it's ultra-modern, like living in a not-to-distant future.
  Troy: Now you make yourself at home here, I'll be sleeping downstairs in the visitors center....
• Homer: [watches a scene from McBain on the video store monitors] Clerk
  You want to rent it, sir? Homer: Why? I just saw the best part!...