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• Judge: Mr. Hutz, we've been in here for four hours.
  Do you have any evidence at all? Hutz: Well, your Honor, we've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture, those are _kinds_ of evidence....
• Hutz: Well, you good folks can rest easy now because you've come to the very best in legal representation.
  Skinner: Uh, excuse me, is there an Orange Julius stand on this floor?...
• Chang: "Tell us that you planned to take revenge for the death of your son.
  Kirk: "That's not true." Worf: "Objection! Captain Kirk has not been identified as the assassin!...
• Hutz: Are you saying, _under oath_ Mr. Myers, that your father didn't steal any of the characters associated with your studio?
  Myers: Well, I don't think I _am_ under oath, but....
• Bart: You've got to make more Itchy & Scratchy cartoons.
  Lisa: The judge says it's okay as long as you pay Mr....
• McCoy: "For twenty-seven years, I've been the ship's surgeon aboard the U.
  S.S. Enterprise. In three months I stand down." Chang...
• Lawyer: I intend to prove that Freddy Quimby is totally innocent!
  First of all, his accuser is a very shady character....
• Judge: Case dismissed! Hutz: Your honor... Do I still get paid?
  -- Pro bono pocketo, "Bart the Murdere...
• Gladys: "... and that has made all the difference." Now let's get down to business.
  [Hutz's voice on the tape] To my executor, Lionel Hutz, I leave $...