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• Hutz: Now, Mr. Lampwick, when Mr. Myers stole your character.
  .. Lawyer: Objection. Judge: Sustained. Hutz: Urgh!...
• Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
  .. Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so when no one could think of a plan to resurect Itchy & Scratchy, a young boy, a wonderful irrepressible young boy, took it on his own to solve the problem....
• You will also notice Mr. Myers' name and copyright notice on the original drawings of the other members of the Itchy & Scratchy family
  Brown-Nose Bear, Disgruntled Goat, Flatulent Fox, Rich Uncle Skeleton and Dinner Dog....
• Myers: Your honor, you take away our right to steal ideas, where are they gonna come from?
  Her? [points at Marge] Marge: Uh... Hmm... How about....
• Bart: You can't just go back to the gutter. You created Itchy, you should be a millionaire.
  Chester: Ah, Roger Myers wouldn't give me a cent in the '20s....
• Judge: Mr. Hutz, we've been in here for four hours.
  Do you have any evidence at all? Hutz: Well, your Honor, we've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture, those are _kinds_ of evidence....
• Dave: [in a wooden voice] Represented on this next float is Roger Myers Sr.
  who founded his company in 1921, and struck it big when he teamed up a mouse named Itchy with a cat named Scratchy....
• The only characters Myers could ever come up with were pathetic stick figures with the words "Sarcastic Horse" and "Manic Mailman" printed on them.
  And they stank. -- Chester comments on Myers' talent, "The Day the Violence Died...
• Alexander: "Are you my father?" Worf: "Yes...I am your father." -- "Reunion", Stardate unknow