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Milhouse: Twenty-five Years Old? You're Not Twenty-five Years Old.
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Milhouse: Twenty-five years old? You're not twenty-five years old.
This ID is completely fake!
Bart: Yes, you're right Milhouse. [takes ID back] It is a fake,
which makes it a fake ID.
Milhouse: A fake ID? Cool!
-- Well, duh, "Bart on the Road"
Related:
Milhouse: [yells] Spring breeeak! Yeah! [pause, then quiet] Well, when _are_ we going to get rowdy?
Bart: Maybe when we find something decent to do with this ID....
You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years.
I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do....
Lisa: `Id', triple-word score! Homer: No abbreviations.
Lisa; Not I.D., Dad, `id'. It's a word! Bart: As in "This game is stoop-id"....
Fake it till you make it.
If at first you don't succeed, fake it!!
Bart: Milhouse, do you ever think about the people in those cars?
Milhouse: I try not to. It makes it harder to spit on 'em....
at a pawn shop, Nelson grabs Milhouse's glasses] Milhouse
Hey! I need those to see. Pawnbroker: Ah, these lenses are perfect!...