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Lisa: `Id', Triple-word Score! Homer: No Abbreviations.
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Lisa: `Id', triple-word score!
Homer: No abbreviations.
Lisa; Not I.D., Dad, `id'. It's a word!
Bart: As in "This game is stoop-id".
-- Playing Scrabble, "Bart the Genius"
Related:
Bart: Here we go. Kwyjibo. [places his tiles] K-W-Y-J-I-B-O.
Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters....
You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years.
I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do....
Milhouse: Twenty-five years old? You're not twenty-five years old.
This ID is completely fake! Bart: Yes, you're right Milhouse....
Lisa: All right, Dad! Bart: You rule intensive care! -- "Homer's Triple Bypa
How many scrabble players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't actually know, but it's on a triple word score anyway....
Marge: Bart, I feel so bad for going so many years without.
.. mmm... mmm... What's that word where you encourage something to grow?...
Homer: Okay, where were we? Bart: Mom was preggers and Dad threw all our money down a sink hole.
Homer: Ah yes. -- Homer narrates the story of Bart's childhood, "Lisa's First Word...
Bart: Krusty funny! Homer: Duh. -- Homer watches TV with Little Bart, "Lisa's First Word
Bart: Turkey farm? Skunks? Slaughterhouse?
Lisa: No. No. No....