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Smithers: [collapsed] Help... me.
Riviera: Holy smokes, you need booze. [tosses him change]
-- Don't worry, he'll be back,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield"
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Ay, que dia miserable a trabajo.
-- Pedro the Bumblebee Man, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
Ay, ?donde esta mi tequila?
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I finally look like a real person!
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