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Now, Burnsie, There's One Thing We Don't Stand For In The Hellfish, And That's Trying To Kill Your Commanding Officer.
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Now, Burnsie, there's one thing we don't stand for in the Hellfish, and
that's trying to kill your commanding officer.
-- The fundamental rule of any squad,
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
Related:
Abe: Nurse! Someone's trying to kill me! Nurse: Okay, we'll do something about that right away.
Let's start by doubling your medication....
Bart: I'm sorry I cost you your fortune, Grampa. Abe
Oh, the fortune doesn't matter, boy; the important thing is you're safe....
Back then, I was known as Sgt. Simpson, and I commanded the Flying Hellfish, the fightingest squad in the fightingest company in the third-fightingest battalion in the army.
-- Abe starts his story, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
Consider burial at... Sea World!" -- "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
Heh heh heh. Now they'll never save your brain, Hitler.
-- Sergeant Simpson about to change history, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Vidal: There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.
Abe: [yells] Don't kill me! Burns: I've tried to meet you halfway on this, Simpson, but you had to be little Johnny Live-a-lot.
Now, give me your key to the Hellfish bonanza....
Was that me or was that you?
-- Jasper after someone shoots a gun, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...