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• Abe: [pounding on the door] Let me in! Someone's trying to kill me!
  Sweet merciful McGillicuddy, you gotta open the door!...
• Now, Burnsie, there's one thing we don't stand for in the Hellfish, and that's trying to kill your commanding officer.
  -- The fundamental rule of any squad, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
• Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
  Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me!...
• Vidal comes in, shoots everywhere] Nurse: [loads shotgun] [shoots] Our residents [shoots] are trying [shoots] to nap!
  [shoots] -- Should've phoned ahead, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
• Abe: [yells] Don't kill me! Burns: I've tried to meet you halfway on this, Simpson, but you had to be little Johnny Live-a-lot.
  Now, give me your key to the Hellfish bonanza....
• Was that me or was that you?
  -- Jasper after someone shoots a gun, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
• Abe: You really think I can do it? Bart: [unconvincing] Uh, yes.
  .. -- I'm so glad you believe in me, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
• Burns: Don't kill me... Abe: I ain't gonna kill ya, that'd be cowardly
  Monty Burns cowardly. I just want to watch you squirm....
• Abe: And then, a knife flew at my head. And [points to Homer] you were there, and [points to Homer] &l
  you> were there... Lisa: Uh, Grampa, maybe I should moisten your washcloth....