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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• You know Marge, getting old is a terrible thing. I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four.
  -- Homer, "Moaning Lisa...
• Marge: You know, <we'll> be old someday. Homer: Gasp!
  My God, you're right, Marge! You kids wouldn't put me in a home like I did to my dad, would you?...
• Lisa: [noticing the cufflinks] Hey Dad, did you forget to give those cufflinks to Hugh?
  Homer: Uh...no. Lisa: Well? Homer: I found them on the nightstand this morning and....
• Homer: Dad, I have a problem. Abe: Why did you come to me?
  I don't know nothin'. I used to get by on my looks....
• Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
  Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...
• Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
  There's a danger in this town that is bigger than all the Dips put together....
• Homer: I know you're only eight years old, and I don't want to put a lot of pressure on you, but you've got to save my marriage!
  Lisa: Oh. Okay. Can I stay up? Homer: [thinks] All right....
• Bart+Lisa: HAP-PY BIRTH-DAY! Homer: [alarmed] Aaggh!
  Whaa... What! Lisa: Here's your birthday breakfast!...