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• Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
  It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...
• Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking, Nelson?
  Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About anything....
• Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. Could I talk to you, or would that just make Nelson whale on me again?
  Lisa: Don't worry. Nelson and I don't like each other anymore....
• Martin: [raises hand] Mrs. Krabappel, I also have an announcement to make.
  Krabappel: Can't it wait until I retire? Martin: [clears throat and gets up] I want one and all to join me in celebrating the anniversary of my portentous birth....
• Krabappel: Well, it's going to be hard to say goodbye to all of you.
  We've had a lot of fun together. [walks through the rows of students] Nelson, Nelson, Nelson....
• Lovejoy: And now, to sing "Amazing Grace", Miss Maggie Simpson.
  Hibbert: Heh heh, she's quite a hellion but she does have an incredible voice....
• Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning, but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh lessons.
  Five husbands: Ken, Johnny, Joe, Dr. Colossus, Steve Austin -- Lisa...
• Wadlow: [lifts Nelson out of the sewer by his head] Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?
  Nelson: Yeah. Wadlow: Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall....
• Nelson: ...The thing about huckleberries is: once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.
  [Skinner walks up] Nelson: Uh.. so I kicked the guys ass!...