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Lisa: This is the most thoughtful thing anyone has ever--
Homer: Sweet merciful crap! My _car_!
-- Homer's car gets decorated, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
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Homer: [holds Lisa's suitcase] Somebody's travelling light.
Lisa: Meh. Maybe you're just getting stronger. Home...
The whole thing smacks of effort, man. -- Ben, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2
Marge: [reads note on freezer] "Put food in me." Home
I'll take that. [sticks it on his belly] -- It sure does, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
Marge: Didn't you buy any meat? Homer: [stroking a firecracker] This baby's sure to kill something.
-- "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
Wel-diddly-elcome, Simpsons." Oh, jeez, he actually wrote "diddly".
-- Homer reads a letter from Ned, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
I'm dizzy... I'm nauseous... but I'm popular! -- Lisa Simpson, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2
It's not your fault... you don't control the birds.
Someday you will, but not now. -- Lisa consoles herself, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
I don't get it. Straight A's, perfect attendance, bathroom timer.
I should be the most popular girl in school. -- Lisa, unclear on the concept, "Summer of 4 Ft....
Marge: Isn't this fun, honey? Lisa: [sarcastic] It must be exciting to make a different set of beds.
Marge: I know you're joking, but it is! Say, why don't you put on your swimsuit and head for the beach?...