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Wel-diddly-elcome, Simpsons." Oh, Jeez, He Actually Wrote "diddly".
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"Wel-diddly-elcome, Simpsons." Oh, jeez, he actually wrote "diddly".
-- Homer reads a letter from Ned, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
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