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• Marge: Didn't you buy any meat? Homer: [stroking a firecracker] This baby's sure to kill something.
  -- "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Wel-diddly-elcome, Simpsons." Oh, jeez, he actually wrote "diddly".
  -- Homer reads a letter from Ned, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Marge: And you're sure the Flanderses won't be there?
  Well, it sounds great. -- The Simpsons borrow the Flanders' beach house, "Summer of 4 Ft....
• Marge: [removing an ice cube tray filled with notes reading "Fill Me"] Well, duh.
  With what, Ned? [removes note, revealing another note reading "With Water"] Mmm....
• Marge: Isn't this fun, honey? Lisa: [sarcastic] It must be exciting to make a different set of beds.
  Marge: I know you're joking, but it is! Say, why don't you put on your swimsuit and head for the beach?...
• Marge: Come on, Homer. Open the door for your mystery date.
  Homer: [does so] Ooh, the captain of the football team....
• Homer: [holds Lisa's suitcase] Somebody's travelling light.
  Lisa: Meh. Maybe you're just getting stronger. Home...
• Bart: Your daughter is named Seymour? Skinner: Well, I.
  .. uh... ye... uh... I lied. It's for me. -- A memento of gray hair and short tempers, "Summer of 4 Ft....
• The whole thing smacks of effort, man. -- Ben, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2