Related:

• Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jome...
• Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
  Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just knocking back a few "refreshments....
• Homer: What's wrong with you? What are you trying to hide from me.
  .. [Homer opens the door and sniffs] What's that smell?...
• Homer: Oh, I give up. Coyote: [voiceover] Find your soulmate, Homer.
  Find your soulmate. Homer: Where? Where? Coyote...
• Homer: Oh, you want me to climb that, huh? No problemo.
  [before Homer can climb it, the ground rumbles and the pyramid grows to several times its original size] [groans] This is 'cause I kicked you, isn't it?...
• Marge: Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices?
  Some *must* be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the hell?...
• Okay, retrace your steps. Woke up, fought with Marge, ate Guatemalan insanity peppers, then I.
  .. Oh... -- Homer's daily regimen, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
  -- Moe, on his relationship to Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Homer: Hey, who cut something out of my paper? [Homer stares suspiciously through the newspaper hole at his wife and children] Lisa
  Not me. Bart: Not me. I'm more of a mail-tamperer....