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• I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
  -- Moe, on his relationship to Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Homer: You know, I have been meaning to take a spiritual journey, and I would.
  .. [the coyote is chewing his pant leg] Hey! Knock it off!...
• Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Homer: But how did you find me? Marge: Well, I was sure you'd be on foot, because you always say public transportation is for losers.
  And I was sure you'd head west, because Springfield slopes down that way....
• Marge: Okay, we'll go to the chili cook-off, but I want you to promise that you won't have any beer.
  Homer: [trying to pull his boots on] Okay, quit nagging me, I won't have any beer....
• Homer: Oh-ho. I guess you're cranky 'cause I didn't come home last night.
  Marge: I'm "cranky" because my husband got drunk and humiliated me in front of the entire town....
• Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jome...
• Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide. Home
  [warily] Hiya. Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn....
• Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide. Home
  Hiya. Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn. Home...