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Well, Chief, Don't Quit Your Day Job... Whatever That Is.
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Well, Chief, don't quit your day job... Whatever that is.
-- Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
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Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
-- Moe, on his relationship to Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Hey, buddy! Get back there with the other rocks!
-- Homer's attempt to domesticate rocks, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Yeah, it's a lazy dog-dangling afternoon... -- Attica, Attica, Attica!
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
That Simpson, he thinks he's the pope of chili town.
-- Wiggum, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Note to self: stop doing anything. -- Good advice, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home
Homer: Well of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
Now where are my chili boots? [finds them in the closet] Ah!...
Bart: Where's Homer? Marge: [through clenched teeth] Your father decided he'd rather come home in a taxi.
[to herself] Or a police car. -- "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Homer: Oh, Marge! [chanting] We're number one! We're number one!
In your face, space coyote! Marge: [sotto voce] Space coyote?...