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• Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
  -- Moe, on his relationship to Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• That Simpson, he thinks he's the pope of chili town.
  -- Wiggum, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Bart: Lis, check it out. Time for chili. Lisa: [bored] I saw it, Bart.
  Bart: You're just mad 'cause there's no clock in your hat....
• Well, Chief, don't quit your day job... Whatever that is.
  -- Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Homer: What's wrong with you? What are you trying to hide from me.
  .. [Homer opens the door and sniffs] What's that smell?...
• Marge: Okay, we'll go to the chili cook-off, but I want you to promise that you won't have any beer.
  Homer: [trying to pull his boots on] Okay, quit nagging me, I won't have any beer....
• Man, this is crazy. I hope I didn't brain my damage.
  -- Who would notice? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Marge: Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices?
  Some *must* be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the hell?...