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• Homer: Oh, Marge! [chanting] We're number one! We're number one!
  In your face, space coyote! Marge: [sotto voce] Space coyote?...
• Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
  Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just knocking back a few "refreshments....
• Homer: What's wrong with you? What are you trying to hide from me.
  .. [Homer opens the door and sniffs] What's that smell?...
• Homer: Oh-ho. I guess you're cranky 'cause I didn't come home last night.
  Marge: I'm "cranky" because my husband got drunk and humiliated me in front of the entire town....
• Okay, retrace your steps. Woke up, fought with Marge, ate Guatemalan insanity peppers, then I.
  .. Oh... -- Homer's daily regimen, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Marge: Okay, we'll go to the chili cook-off, but I want you to promise that you won't have any beer.
  Homer: [trying to pull his boots on] Okay, quit nagging me, I won't have any beer....
• Homer: Wow, Marge, you really do understand me. See, I thought we weren't soulmates because.
  .. Marge: ...we had a fight? Homer: Right, and we don't like the same things....
• Homer: But how did you find me? Marge: Well, I was sure you'd be on foot, because you always say public transportation is for losers.
  And I was sure you'd head west, because Springfield slopes down that way....
• Well, I just fell like filling the house with the rich satisfying smell of tobacco.
  -- Marge, our new spokeperson, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...