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• Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
  Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just knocking back a few "refreshments....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• From now on, I'll use my gossip for good instead of evil. -- Helen Lovejoy, "Marge in Chai
• Homer: Wow, Marge, you really do understand me. See, I thought we weren't soulmates because.
  .. Marge: ...we had a fight? Homer: Right, and we don't like the same things....
• Homer: What's wrong with you? What are you trying to hide from me.
  .. [Homer opens the door and sniffs] What's that smell?...
• Okay, retrace your steps. Woke up, fought with Marge, ate Guatemalan insanity peppers, then I.
  .. Oh... -- Homer's daily regimen, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• They say he carved it himself... from a bigger spoon.
  -- Lenny narrates the spoon legend, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Homer: Oh-ho. I guess you're cranky 'cause I didn't come home last night.
  Marge: I'm "cranky" because my husband got drunk and humiliated me in front of the entire town....
• Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide. Home
  [warily] Hiya. Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn....