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• Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing a plant on his nose] Ba
  Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Home...
• Read this tagline, or we shoot this dog.
• Bill: Let me get this straight: you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters?
  Krusty: Oh, I thought the Generals were due! [TV shows a Globetrotter spinning the ball as Generals watch] He's spinning the ball on his finger!...
• Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried everything to stay on the air.
  Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions....
• Krusty: Now, let's hear it for a great American. Former President Gerald Ford.
  Ford: Thank you, Krusty, for inviting me. Krusty...
• Marge: [knocking] Bart? It's time to get ready for the show.
  Bart: Nooo! [blocks his door] Krusty: Where is that little punk?...
• Krusty: Whaddya got in mind? Sexy broad? Gangster octopus?
  Myers: No, no. The animal chain of command goes mouse, cat, dog....
• Now I'd like to introduce a new feature never before seen on T.
  V. -- Dumb Pet Tricks!...
• Announcer: It's the Krusty Komedy Klassic! Krusty
  Hey, hey! It's great to be back at the Apollo Theater, and....