Shary: Lisa, don't sit in front of that telly like a fly stuck on a
toffee. It's a great big world out there.
Lisa: Been there, done it.
Shary: I know, we could have a tea party on the ceiling.
Lisa: Shh. TV!
-- Jaded youth,
"Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious"