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  Chief Wiggum: [suddenly afraid] They are? Oh, no!...
• Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here! [shoots] Lou
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  What happened to her body? We flushed it down the potty And 'round and 'round it goes And 'round and 'round it....
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  Lisa: Don't worry. Nelson and I don't like each other anymore....
• Lisa: Why do you have to be such a pain all the time?
  Don't you realize you're getting a bad reputation?...
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