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• Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
  It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...
• Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that, do you?
  Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something. Lisa: Touche....
• Dolph: Oh, man! You kissed a girl! Jimbo: That is so gay!
  Lisa: Listen, you thugs. Stop making fun of him or you'll be sorry....
• Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking, Nelson?
  Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About anything....
• Nelson: [reading] "Guess who likes you.
• Milhouse: You like Nelson?! But he's a creep and he chipped one of my permanent teeth!
  Lisa: But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive person....
• Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
  .. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
• Lisa: [dragging Bart back to the stairs] Why do you have to make this so hard?
  ! Bart: I'm using non-violent resistance....
• Nelson: Check it out. Skinner's mopping the goo off his house!
  Wait till he finds what I left in his birdbath....