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• Bart: People, people! It's time we all discussed the pool safety rules!
  Kids: [chanting] Jump, Bart, jump! Jump, Bart, jump!...
• Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. Could I talk to you, or would that just make Nelson whale on me again?
  Lisa: Don't worry. Nelson and I don't like each other anymore....
• Sherri: She was looking at Nelson! Kids: [taunting] Lisa likes Nelson!
  Milhouse: She does not! Kids: [taunting] Milhouse likes Lisa!...
• Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
  It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...
• Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
  .. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
• Lisa: Milhouse, I've never told anyone this kind of thing before, but I've never felt this way before.
  I think I have a crush... Milhouse: [gasps] Oh!...
• Milhouse: You like Nelson?! But he's a creep and he chipped one of my permanent teeth!
  Lisa: But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive person....
• Skinner: All right, Mr. Smartenheimer, that does it.
  First, you're going to give back everything you've stolen....
• Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking, Nelson?
  Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About anything....