Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Oooh. How Does Bart Do This Every Week?
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
The Simpsons
Oooh. How does Bart do this every week?
-- Lisa writing on the blackboard,
"Lisa's Date With Density"
Related:
Damn! Dang! Darn! -- Skinner, "Lisa's Date With Density
Great barrier reef! We're under attack! -- Skinner, "Lisa's Date With Density
Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that, do you?
Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something. Lisa: Touche....
Miss Simpson? Do you find something funny about the word tromboner?
-- Mr. Largo, losing our PG rating, "Lisa's Date With Density...
Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
.. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
Lisa: Why do you have to be such a pain all the time?
Don't you realize you're getting a bad reputation?...
Skinner: All right, Mr. Smartenheimer, that does it.
First, you're going to give back everything you've stolen....
Lisa: I like you too, Milhouse, but not in that way.
You're like a big sister. Milhouse: No, I'm not!...
What's the point in having a Honda if you can't show it off?
-- Perhaps it's best for everybody this way, "Lisa's Date With Density...