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Lisa: [reading] "Nuke The Whales?" You Don't Really Believe That, Do You?
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Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that, do
you?
Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something.
Lisa: Touche.
-- Tough argumentation, "Lisa's Date With Density"
Related:
Nelson: [reading] "Guess who likes you.
Lisa: Why do you have to be such a pain all the time?
Don't you realize you're getting a bad reputation?...
Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. Could I talk to you, or would that just make Nelson whale on me again?
Lisa: Don't worry. Nelson and I don't like each other anymore....
Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...
Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking, Nelson?
Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About anything....
Miss Simpson? Do you find something funny about the word tromboner?
-- Mr. Largo, losing our PG rating, "Lisa's Date With Density...
Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
.. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
Nuke the whale